Commentary:
"Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"
38 Funny boy quotes
You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!
Commentary:
Oh no, not the dreaded "bedroom penalty" 😱😄 Guess I’ll need a timeout… or a snack in there! 🍪🚪
Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.
Commentary:
"Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings"
Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It's like a high-stakes version of 'Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition'! 💁♂️✨⚽️"
Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
Commentary:
"Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!"
What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?
Commentary:
Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove
Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's feeling a bit 'punchy'! 😂🎉 Maybe it's time to switch from candy to compliments! 🍬😉"
The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective
Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.
Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.
Commentary:
"Looks like this person comes with a built-in family plan! 🤣 Who knew gender could be so versatile? 👪💁♂️#IdentityCrisis"