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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Trending via Slack:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Spotted on Messenger:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Just landed via Twitch:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Going viral on Twitch:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Spotted on Threads:

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on WeChat this month:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

48 shares on X this month:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Breaking via TikTok:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Spreading quickly via X:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Going viral on TikTok:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Spotted on Telegram:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Just shared via Instagram:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Going viral on Messenger:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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