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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Trending via Facebook:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Spreading quickly via X:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Going viral on Discord:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Trending via Telegram:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Shared recently on X:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Spotted on X:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

46 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Trending via LinkedIn:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Breaking via Threads:

Long story short, I survived.

Live now on Threads:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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