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Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,337

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Making waves on Messenger:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Just landed via Messenger:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Spotted on Messenger:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Going viral on Telegram:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Going viral on Telegram:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Going viral on Threads:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on Twitch this month:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,406

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Trending via Facebook:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Trending via Threads:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Trending via Threads:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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