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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named β€œMatt”, then you are Matt.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Making waves on YouTube:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Trending via Discord:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Going viral on WeChat:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Going viral on Discord:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Breaking via Telegram:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say β€œsure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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