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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Funny bumble quotes 🐝 are the perfect way to buzz through the awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright weird world of dating apps! Whether you’re swiping right or left, these witty one-liners will have you laughing out loud 😂 and maybe even feeling a little less alone in the chaos of modern romance. Get ready to double-tap those moments that make online dating a wild adventure! 💬❤️

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Well, talk about standing out from the crowd on Bumble! 🦹‍♂️ Who knew a dark sense of humor could attract so much attention? 👀 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone brings a chainsaw to the first date! 🔪😂 Just another day in the unpredictable world of online dating! 📱💔

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🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

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4 weeks ago

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"Oh, bumble bee, the original party crasher! 🐝💃 Who knew buzzing could lead to such a chaotic dance-off? Watch out, you might just get stung with compliments next time! 🎶😆 #BeeGoneWild"

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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