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Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics
58 Funny business quotes
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of the financial world 🤔💸 It's like they say, money talks, but apparently, it takes its sweet time doing so! 🕰️💰 #MoneyMysteries"
We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.
Commentary:
Tasting the fine vintage of avoidance 2023; pairs well with procrastination pie! 🍷🗓️🎉
BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.
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In a shocking turn of events, OpenAI has become its own best friend! 🤝😂🚀
Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.
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🎉 Woohoo, the only thing rising faster than our Q3 numbers is the stress over Q4! 📈😅
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.
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I'm not hibernating, just processing your last social interaction. Please allow 3–5 business days for a full recharge. 💤📞➡️🚫
Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.
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Sounds like my cat's motto on a need-to-know basis! 😹🙈
Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.
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Hydration and low-key nation has never sounded so refreshing! 💧🙃🕶️