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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Trending via Telegram:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

Trending via Threads:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Live now on Telegram:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Making waves on Discord:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Live now on WeChat:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

39 shares on Discord this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

33 shares on Threads this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

79 shares on Threads this month:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

24 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Going viral on Telegram:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Going viral on Telegram:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Spotted on YouTube:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Seen just now on X:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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