Funny capri quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

  Commentary:
  "Capri Sun: where fruit juice meets its mysterious alter ego 😂🍹 It's like a futuristic fruit juice experiment gone slightly off the rails! 🧪🍏 #JuicyScienceGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"

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