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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Going viral on TikTok:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Funny cassette quotes bring a nostalgic smile 🎶✨, reminding us of the good old days when rewinding was an art and mixtapes were love letters 💾❤️. Whether you grew up tangled in tape or just love vintage vibes, these quirky sayings will have you laughing out loud 🤣📼. Ready to rewind time with humor and charm? Let’s press play on some seriously funny cassette vibes! 🎧😂

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Share →: I am cassette tape years old.

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"Ah, the good old days of rewinding with a pencil and hoping your mixtape survived the car stereo! 🎶💾 #ThrowbackThursday"
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Share →: Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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"Judging by the vintage charm and analog warmth, it won't be long before cassette tapes start composing their own symphonies 🎵📼🎶 Who knew our mixtapes were destined for the classical hall of fame? 🏛️🤔 #RetroMelodies"

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Live now on Slack:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Reported on Pinterest:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Breaking via Facebook:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Trending via Slack:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Just landed via Discord:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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