Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,720

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Shared recently on Discord:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Going viral on Instagram:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Going viral on Instagram:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Spotted on YouTube:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Trending via Facebook:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Just shared via WeChat:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Funny charts quotes

Funny charts quotes 📊😂 bring a hilarious twist to data that usually feels dull and boring! Whether it’s quirky insights or unexpected stats, these witty gems turn numbers into smiles 😄✨. Perfect for breaking the ice in meetings or spicing up your social feed, they prove that even charts can have a sense of humor 🎉📈. Ready to laugh your way through the data? Let’s dive in!

New funny charts quotes 👇

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

0

2 months ago

away, charts, confidence, data, destroy, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, intimidation, prepared, research, run, sarcasm, say, wit
If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

0

2 months ago

argument, charts, data, humor, i, prepare, prepared, prove, research, run, wrong

All funny charts quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

40 shares on YouTube this month:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,461

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Shared recently on Reddit:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Spotted on Instagram:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Just shared via Telegram:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴