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Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Spotted on Discord:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Just shared via Twitch:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just landed via Messenger:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Trending via Slack:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Just landed via Threads:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Making waves on Slack:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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