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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Going bananas on YouTube:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Spotted on Facebook:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Just landed via Telegram:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Just landed via Threads:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Funny check engine light quotes

Funny check engine light quotes 🚗💡 are the perfect way to turn car troubles into laughs! Whether you’re a seasoned driver or just got your license, these witty lines bring humor to that pesky dashboard warning. Say goodbye to stress and hello to smiles as we explore the lighter side of automotive mishaps. Get ready to chuckle, share, and maybe even forget why that light came on in the first place! 😄🔥

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I brake for no one, except squirrels.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Trending via WeChat:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I am cassette tape years old.

Seen just now on Threads:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Seen just now on Threads:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Seen just now on Threads:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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