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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Making waves on Instagram:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Trending via Snapchat:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Reported on LinkedIn:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Spotted on Messenger:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Live now on Messenger:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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Funny check engine light quotes 🚗💡 are the perfect way to turn car troubles into laughs! Whether you’re a seasoned driver or just got your license, these witty lines bring humor to that pesky dashboard warning. Say goodbye to stress and hello to smiles as we explore the lighter side of automotive mishaps. Get ready to chuckle, share, and maybe even forget why that light came on in the first place! 😄🔥

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Trending via Messenger:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Freshly posted on X:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Making waves on Threads:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Just shared via X:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Just landed via Instagram:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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