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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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My lips could use some attention today.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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