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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Discord:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Making waves on WeChat:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Just shared via Twitch:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Live now on Threads:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Spotted on TikTok:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

47 shares on X this month:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,273

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Shared recently on TikTok:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Just landed via Messenger:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Trending via TikTok:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Freshly posted on Discord:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Trending via Snapchat:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Just shared via WeChat:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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