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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Making waves on Telegram:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Trending via Threads:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Going viral on Telegram:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Making waves on TikTok:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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