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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Is this art or trash?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Seen just now on Slack:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Breaking via Discord:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Trending via WhatsApp:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

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Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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69 shares on Snapchat this month:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

55 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Just shared via Twitch:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Trending via TikTok:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Trending via Facebook:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Shared recently on Discord:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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