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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

Seen just now on Twitch:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Share →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight
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Share →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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"Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife"

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Just landed via Threads:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Spotted on Facebook:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Shared recently on Discord:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Making waves on Instagram:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Making waves on WeChat:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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My favorite color is money.

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