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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If PokĂŠmon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,250

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Live now on Facebook:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Just shared via Instagram:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Going bananas on Threads:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Breaking via WeChat:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Trending via Threads:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Going viral on Instagram:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Going viral on Discord:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Funny contentment quotes

Funny contentment quotes bring a smile 😄 while reminding us that happiness doesn’t have to be complicated! Whether you’re chillin’ on the couch 🛋️ or tackling life’s little chaos 🚀, these witty gems keep things light and joyful. Ready to laugh your way to inner peace? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on finding contentment in the everyday! 😂✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

62 shares on Threads this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

71 shares on Slack this month:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

56 shares on X this month:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,330

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Seen just now on Slack:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Just shared via YouTube:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

Making waves on Instagram:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Spotted on Reddit:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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