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Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄
158 Funny cooking quotes
Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?
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Sure, just throw the ingredients in a pan, and give them a stir—voilà, you're a master chef! 🥢🥦🔥
What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.
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When you find the answer, direct me to the secret pasta society meeting. 🍝🙈
We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.
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Guess we just agreed to let the magical hot wind take the lead in our kitchens! 🍟✨🍃
I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.
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Just call me the modern-day caveman, but with less smoke and more crunch! 🔥🍟😄
Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.
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Mom's kitchen is the only place where calories don't count and love is the secret ingredient! 🍳❤️🤣
Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.
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When life gives you recipes, ignore them and add cheese 🧀🥳
You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.
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Lettuce rethink salad norms—toss in whatever; it’s a leafy affair gone rogue! 🥗🤪
Have you tried making guacamole about it?
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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂