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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Spotted on Facebook:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Just landed via Threads:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Live now on TikTok:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Going viral on X:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Spotted on Facebook:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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