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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Going bananas on Discord:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Going viral on Telegram:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Live now on TikTok:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Going viral on Slack:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Shared recently on Slack:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Trending via Reddit:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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54 shares on Messenger this month:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Just landed via Reddit:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Just shared via Twitch:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Just shared via Twitch:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Just shared via Messenger:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Just landed via Messenger:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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