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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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Going bananas on Discord:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Going viral on Instagram:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Just landed via X:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m running out of people I like.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Breaking via X:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Just shared via WeChat:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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66 shares on Slack this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

A selfie only a mother could like.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

72 shares on X this month:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

46 shares on Telegram this month:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Making waves on Reddit:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Just shared via TikTok:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Going bananas on Reddit:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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