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Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,553

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Just shared via Instagram:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Just shared via Telegram:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Freshly posted on Discord:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Just landed via Reddit:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Going viral on Slack:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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40 shares on WeChat this month:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

35 shares on Slack this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

97 shares on Slack this month:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

30 shares on X this month:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,671

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Making waves on X:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Going viral on YouTube:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Live now on X:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Breaking via YouTube:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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