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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,349

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Just shared via Twitch:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Making waves on Reddit:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Breaking via YouTube:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Shared recently on X:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Messenger this month:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

98 shares on Discord this month:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

56 shares on Threads this month:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

16 shares on X this month:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Your opinions are not my business.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,232

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Just shared via X:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Seen just now on Discord:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Trending via Facebook:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Shared recently on Discord:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Going bananas on Threads:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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