Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"
629 Funny day quotes
Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive outings when you can have a 'staycation' in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals"
Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.
I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
Commentary:
“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”
Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!
Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Commentary:
Well, life sure knows how to take things literally! It's like that one friend who always has to one-up you, even when you're just venting. Lesson learned: be careful what you say to life, it might just see it as a dare!
Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
