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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Trending via Twitch:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Going viral on X:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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52 shares on Slack this month:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m addicted to placebos.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

90 shares on Threads this month:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

16 shares on Discord this month:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Going bananas on X:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Making waves on WeChat:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Trending via Messenger:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Making waves on Discord:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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