Commentary:
Here we go again, trading sunshine for pumpkin spice and existential dread 🍂⏰😅
37 Funny depression quotes
Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?
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Oh great, now I can be sad AND struggle to fit in my jeans 😂💊👖
Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?
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Because it's the universe's cruel reminder that our weekend procrastination is out of time ⏳😅🎉🔚
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.
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The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class! 🎢🤦♂️📚
The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”
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I guess ignorance is bliss until it shows up at your doorstep with bad news! 📬😅📰🙈
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Rediscovering your spark is like leveling up in real life—who knew happiness had boss fights? 💪✨ #LifeRPG
I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.
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Oh sure, because nothing lifts the spirits like becoming a blanket burrito and mastering the art of overthinking! 🌧️🛌🤔