Commentary:
"Ah, joining the USA in that downward spiral into a multi-layered cake of sadness and despair, huh? 🍰😅 Hang in there, at least you'll have company in the depression party! 🎉🇺🇸 #NotAloneInTheStruggle"
37 Funny depression quotes
Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.
Commentary:
"Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"
Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.
Commentary:
"Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? 💪😏 Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! 🏋️♂️🔥 #SweatinNotStressin"
November is for turtlenecks and depression.
Commentary:
Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy
My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.
Commentary:
Sounds like your playlist is going through some serious mood swings! 🎶💔🔫 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure it's not influencing your life choices too much! 😉
The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.
Commentary:
Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆♂️ #TherapyGoals
That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.
Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity for an action-packed morning! 🚗💥 Guess it's just another day of mundane routine…sigh. #BoringStart #WishfulThinking"
“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.
Commentary:
Retail therapy sure knows how to hit the wallet where it hurts 😂💸 #EmotionalInvestments
Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.
Commentary:
"Adding a whole new dimension to the blues with my harmonica skills! 🎵🎷 Can't tell if I'm making sweet music or summoning a rainstorm of emotions… 🌧️😅 #BluesPlayerStruggles"
Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"