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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Trending via Facebook:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Spotted on Messenger:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Going bananas on Threads:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Funny devotion quotes bring a lighthearted twist to heartfelt moments, blending laughter 😂 and love 💖 in the perfect mix. Whether you’re celebrating relationships, faith, or just the joy of sticking together, these witty words add sparkle ✨ to devotion. Ready to smile and feel all the feels? Let’s dive into a world where humor meets heart, making every connection unforgettable! 😄💕

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Spotted on YouTube:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Going bananas on Discord:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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