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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Seen just now on Threads:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Going viral on Slack:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Spotted on Twitch:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Going viral on Threads:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Just landed via Discord:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Just shared via Messenger:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Reported on Messenger:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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