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Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ą has downloaded:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡đ has shared:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ū has viewed:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡Ū has bookmarked:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡đ has viewed:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ļ has copied:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ļ has bookmarked:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Spotted on X:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Trending via Facebook:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Trending via Threads:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Trending via Instagram:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Trending via Reddit:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Going viral on Discord:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Making waves on Facebook:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ū has shared:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇎 has viewed:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Someone from 🇊🇊 has shared:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ģ has copied:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Someone from 🇚🇎 has copied:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from ðŸ‡đ🇎 has downloaded:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡ē has viewed:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Shared recently on Discord:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Just landed via TikTok:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Just landed via Threads:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Just landed via X:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Spotted on Telegram:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Just landed via YouTube:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Just landed via WeChat:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Spotted on X:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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