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- God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”
- God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”
- God: “You’re all really bad at this.”
- If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?
- God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”
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- God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”
- I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
- God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”
- God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”
- God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”
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