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"Who knew the haters were so spot on with their predictions? 🙄 It's almost like they had inside information! 😂 Well, at least they're consistent in their accuracy, right? 🤷‍♂️ Keep shining bright despite those 'correct' haters! 💪✨"

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"Life's full of contradictions: 'No right or wrong way to do it' until boom 💥, you find the wrong way! 🤷‍♂️🙃 #Oops"

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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