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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Breaking via Slack:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Just landed via Instagram:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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