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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Going viral on WeChat:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Seen just now on Twitch:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Going bananas on TikTok:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Funny duality quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s opposites, mixing light and dark, chaos and calm, with a wink 😜✨. They remind us that even contradictions can spark laughter and keep things interesting 🤹‍♂️🔥. Ready to chuckle at the quirky side of duality? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that proves life’s contrasts are anything but boring! 😂🌓

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Making waves on Reddit:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Shared recently on Slack:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Seen just now on Discord:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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