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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Spotted on Messenger:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Just shared via Threads:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Freshly posted on X:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Just landed via WeChat:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Just landed via Discord:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Funny duality quotes

Funny duality quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s opposites, mixing light and dark, chaos and calm, with a wink 😜✨. They remind us that even contradictions can spark laughter and keep things interesting 🤹‍♂️🔥. Ready to chuckle at the quirky side of duality? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that proves life’s contrasts are anything but boring! 😂🌓

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Commentary:
"Watch out, she's half royal grace 👑 and half mischievous mischief 😈! Don't let the crown fool you, this princess packs a punch 💥👸 #royallyrebellious"

contrast, duality, half, humor, menace, personality, playful, princess
3 weeks ago

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"Be careful, she's the kind of person who can knock you off your feet with her stormy personality, but then graciously invite you into the cozy shelter of her heart. 🌪️☔️❤️"

both, contrast, duality, humor, nature, personality, shelter, storm, strength
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
🐺🏠 When you have two wolves inside you, the last thing you need is your landlord getting involved! 🙈 Better keep those wild roommates under wraps before you end up with a "no wolves allowed" policy. 🚫🐺 #WildLifeProblems #LandlordDrama

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Spotted on Slack:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Making waves on Reddit:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Just landed via TikTok:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Spotted on Threads:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on Twitch:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Live now on Snapchat:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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