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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Going viral on Pinterest:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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