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Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Just landed via Telegram:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Spotted on Messenger:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Trending via WhatsApp:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Breaking via Slack:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Shared recently on Discord:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Breaking via Slack:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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38 shares on Pinterest this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Just landed via Twitch:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Seen just now on X:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Live now on Twitch:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Spotted on WeChat:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Making waves on Facebook:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Spotted on X:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Trending via Threads:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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