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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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