Funny executioner quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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  "Well, well, well, if it isn't the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I'll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…"

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