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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Trending via TikTok:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Just landed via Discord:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Breaking via TikTok:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Just landed via Twitch:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Making waves on YouTube:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Live now on Twitch:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

Just landed via WeChat:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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92 shares on Messenger this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

24 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

33 shares on X this month:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Making waves on WeChat:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Breaking via Facebook:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Just landed via Twitch:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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