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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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This sex could have been an email.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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