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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Going viral on YouTube:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Trending via X:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Spotted on TikTok:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Reported on Threads:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Going viral on YouTube:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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