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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Making waves on Threads:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Spotted on X:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Just landed via Reddit:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Going viral on YouTube:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Just landed via Discord:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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