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When girls start "investigating" your old Instagram posts, you know you've made it! 😂📚🔍
68 Funny flirting quotes
“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.
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😂🥚 Well, it's official—you've got the magic touch to resurrect my ovaries like they're in a soap opera plot twist! 💫💋
It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.
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Trying to talk to a girl without flirting is like trying to eat spaghetti without making a mess! 🍝😅
Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.
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If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂
I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.
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If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂
I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.
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Melon musings can lead to blushing battles in aisle 7 🍈😳💬
Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.
Commentary:
Looks like he's taking his chalanting skills on a world tour without you! 🌍🚶♂️🎟️
Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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When you flirt out of boredom, you might end up with more drama than a soap opera 📺🤦♀️💌
Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?
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When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔
Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
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Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈