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That’s still less dangerous than my cooking! 🍳😅
68 Funny flirting quotes
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
Commentary:
Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.
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When maturity meets admiration, the phone becomes a permanent accessory! 📱😄💕
Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.
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That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! 🎬😅
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
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Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.
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Telepathic flirting level: Jedi Master 😂💫📞
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.
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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️
If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.
Commentary:
Time to strategize our pajama game plan—matching plaid or full-on reindeer print? 🛌🎄😂
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍"