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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.