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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Making waves on YouTube:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Live now on Snapchat:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Trending via Twitch:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Making waves on X:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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2 months ago

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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2 months ago

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28 shares on Discord this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

86 shares on Threads this month:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

13 shares on Slack this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Trending via Threads:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The world started without permission again.

Going viral on Slack:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Live now on Telegram:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Trending via Snapchat:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Shared recently on Slack:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Just shared via Instagram:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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