Funny funny name quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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  🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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  Looks like Mr. Pepper went from a regular seasoning to a scientific superstar! 🌶️🔬 Who knew studying bubbles could pop his name into the fizzy limelight? Sounds like his research added some serious "fizz" to his reputation! 🌟🥤 #FizzicsGenius

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Piggleigh Wiggleigh, the heiress to the throne of quirkiness! 🐷💃🏼 Naming her is like giving her a VIP pass to the world of whimsy and wackiness. Just imagine the fun when she introduces herself – surely a name to wiggle and jiggle about! 🎉😄 #ParentingGoals #UniqueNames"

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