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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,414

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Spotted on Slack:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Trending via Messenger:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

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11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

These aliens are taking forever.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,685

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Going viral on Twitch:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Live now on Slack:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Spotted on WeChat:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Shared recently on Slack:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Spotted on Twitch:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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