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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Reported on Reddit:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Spotted on Discord:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Seen just now on Twitch:

β€œPlease feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Just shared via WeChat:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Trending via Reddit:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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