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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Funny funny realization quotes are those lightbulb moments that catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud 😂💡. They turn everyday insights into hilarious truths, making life’s little surprises way more entertaining 🤪✨. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your feed, these quotes remind us that sometimes the funniest realizations come from the simplest things! Ready to giggle and nod in agreement? Let’s dive in! 🎉🤣

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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