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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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I disagree with my politics.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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