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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I run a parody bank account.

Making waves on Facebook:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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