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Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Spotted on Instagram:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Just landed via Facebook:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Trending via Snapchat:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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75 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

24 shares on X this month:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

50 shares on Threads this month:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Freshly posted on Slack:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Shared recently on Discord:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Trending via Telegram:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Trending via TikTok:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Just landed via Instagram:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Shared recently on Reddit:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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