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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Trending via Telegram:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Spotted on WeChat:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Spotted on Twitch:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Trending via Slack:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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