Funny grande quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ancient Starbucks ritual of summoning the barista's creativity with a perplexing order 😄🔮 It's like a caffeinated incantation meant to bring forth the ultimate fusion of flavors in a cup! Just remember to add a side of magical sprinkles and a pinch of unicorn dust for good measure! 🦄☕✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

  Commentary:
  "From the bold Ariana Grande to the italicized Roman Roy, the world is filled with characters who sound like fonts! 🎶💼🎾✨ Who knew Suella Braverman could be in the same sentence as Bon Iver? 🤔🌟 And poor Jesse Ventura… stuck in Comic Sans. 😂 #FontTastic"

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