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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Making waves on Slack:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Share →: Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Ah, the classic journey of aging gracefully – from dismissing every ache and pain as "probably nothing" to realizing it's actually something after all! 🙈👴🔍 Just remember, getting older doesn't mean we have to lose our sense of humor… or our ability to accurately diagnose our own symptoms! 😂👵💬

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Live now on Threads:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Reported on Instagram:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Breaking via X:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Just shared via Slack:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Spotted on Twitch:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Just shared via Messenger:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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