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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Just landed via Discord:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Going viral on Facebook:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Just landed via Threads:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Trending via Facebook:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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