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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Trending via Threads:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Trending via Reddit:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Spotted on Telegram:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Trending via Facebook:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Trending via Slack:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Trending via TikTok:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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55 shares on Reddit this month:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Going viral on Facebook:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Seen just now on Discord:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Making waves on Threads:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Trending via WeChat:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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