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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, β€œNo. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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Whoever said β€œout of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask β€œis it in yet?”

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Just shared via Reddit:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Spotted on Reddit:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Seen just now on Discord:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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β€œIs everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying β€œyou’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Just landed via Telegram:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, β€œWe needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Breaking via Slack:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Making waves on Instagram:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Breaking via Messenger:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Trending via WeChat:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Reported on Twitch:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Trending via Snapchat:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Spotted on Messenger:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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