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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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