Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. Commentary:When you're more interested in runway clearance than runway fashion. ✈️🛍️👠
These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club. Commentary:When did my knees join the Witness Protection Program? 🕺🦵🔍
The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing. Commentary:Looks like this person takes "being prepared" to a whole new level! 😂💅 Who knew pedicure decisions could impact bedroom fashion? Just imagine the dedication and commitment involved! #FashionAndFunction #ToesOnPoint
